Wish I could show you the video I have just been sent by an old friend but it has her picture in it.
It is a personalised message from Santa and had me smiling until the jolly fellow came out with the line "Try and make sure you keep your house clean this year. I will know. I am watching."
Or something like that. I was so gobsmacked the actual sentence fell out of my memory.
It's amazing how a little bit of power can go straight to people's heads. He's clearly not content with wielding his power to force good behaviour from small children around the world with the lure of sparkly wrapped gifts, now he wants the grown-ups to toe the line too. Santa has gone too far this time!
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny. Coal in my stocking this year, darn it!
ReplyDeletethat i have to see!!!
ReplyDeletex
OMG alright! How bloody rude!
ReplyDeleteCheeky!!
ReplyDeleteSanta will want to watch his step around my house if he is watching my housekeeping. I'll set the dogs onto him....vbg.....or better yet - the kids....roflmol.
ReplyDeleteLeave him beer and choccies and he won't care whether the house is tidy or not. Trust me ;o).
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Joy :o)
If I thought Santa was keeping track of my housekeeping, I wouldn't like him anymore.
ReplyDelete