I have decided I need to get me some new friends.
I mean 'real' friends.
Not you guys. You are my fabulous and wonderful imaginary friends and my life would be way sadder and lonlier and filled with a hell of a lot less laughter had I never found you all.
No I mean those tricksy to track down, real life versions of y'all. Anyone have any clues or suggestions on where or how I might go about finding them.
I live in the middle of nowhere, don't drive a Range Rover, have no real interest in rugby, my hair is neither dyed blonde nor blowdried and haven't worn a size 10 since the age of 18. Conversely I don't do drugs, drink scrumpy, live in an old bus/van or have a love of patchouli or tie-dye. This automatically excludes me from the majority of women with whom I come into contact.
**sigh** Maybe I should post a personals ad? **sigh*