Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Saturday, 19 November 2011

Building work this past month/Barry update

It rained here a few weeks ago. I mean really rained. It was torrential. This was the day that Cappy and Barry came up to 'sort out' the drain. Part of living in a really old place on top of a really big hill is one has to live with really old infrastructure.

All the pipes in this building, whatever they contain, go into one drainpipe. Which meant that the 'boys' had to dig through layers of squelchy mud and muck to get to the ground level to lay the new ones.
Barry was out there shovelling gungey mud for hours, the rain dripping down his nose. I felt so guilty. This was greatly increased this week when his son told me that the surgeon told Barry back in Feb that he woul recover but that he would never work again. I assuaged my guilt a little by baking.

So once the drains were sorted we just had to wait for the doors and windows to arrive so things could move on. This picture is taken from where the window over the sink used to be. The large black area would be home to doors (when they eventually appeared).
And as if by magic here are the doors!
Black tarpaulin all vanished and glorious Sapele hardwood doors left in its place. Mike the builder returned last week. He hasn't been here for ages. "Those doors are great, aren't they?" he said to me.
"I like them." I said
"Yep, lovely doors, beautiful finish." (honestly, it sounded loads less like The Monty Python 'Parrot Sketch' when he said it.) "What are they made from?"
"Sapeeely." I said.
"Oh Sapehleh, hey?"
"Really lovely finish on them. They almost look like PVC."
"Oh, shit!"
It was compounded when the boss plasterer turned up here on Monday, looked up at the ceiling, turned to Mike and said "Oh. I thought it was a large ceiling? This isn't as big as that one we did last week down at Oke Childeford. You said it was a big one?" I looked questioningly at Mike - "So this is a crappy little extension with plastic windows then?"

My Assistant was disgusted that her access to the new kitchen has been obstructed.


5 comments:

CurlyPops said...

OMG I feel like I'm watching one of my favourite UK diy shows on cable. Teehee... all this talk about PVC!
Too funny!
BTW it's looking absolutely smashing so far.

smalltownme said...

Lovely doors!

Calidore said...

I like the doors...vbg.

Cass said...

I like the doors too they look great

Thimbleanna said...

WooHoo -- you're making progress. It's going to be cool -- just you wait. There's always a lot of second guessing in the middle, but hang in there. The doors look beautiful from here!