Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Wednesday, 14 November 2007

Here's a plan!



I love to follow the adventures of 007(and pals) over at Monkee Maker and watch from behind the sofa as she sends them out to dominate the world one monkee at a time. And the latest primate hilarity at The Vicious Chicken sparked a thought in my fluffy little head.



Just sitting quietly on the couch whistling to myself when suddenly it hit me ..... we should organise a 'Monkees made of Knit' convention. No, listen. Everyone who has purchased a monkee or monkee related product or who just loves the hilarity, madness and mayhem over at Monkee Maker could descend upon a certain coffee bar in a particular part of Brizzle. The potential is enormous. (Not least to share those famous white chocolate and raspberry muffins.)


There could be workshops in creating monkees made of knit or planning wacky, zany primate storyboards. Throughout the day we could have little discussion groups about posh wool vs. no-name cheapy stuff. Felted monkees vs. novelty yarn. This has huge international potential. I am envisaging guest speakers with interesting takes on things pertaining to the world of monkee, culminating in a special evening after-dinner speech by THE Monkee Maker herself.

What do you think? Any takers?

11 comments:

Monkee Maker said...

Are you MAD woman??? If you think I'm paying for all those muffins, you've got another think coming!!!

(said in my bestest "Mum" voice)

Monkee Maker said...

.... although I guess I could spring for two .... if just you and I turned up :)

trashalou said...

See, now I had envisaged you being guest of honour.

Accordingly this would mean the conventioneers' dues would go toward paying for your busfare to the venue AND the odd muffin or six to stave off your hunger pangs.But never mind, it was just a thought!

Lesley said...

Wow - you truly are brainwashed!! Good one Monkee Maker - the quest is gathering strength ;)

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

I'm in! A mecca to visit the great Monkee Maker herself! Cooool! Lucy x

P.S. if we all buy her muffins she will be even greater than she was before!!!

Kitty said...

I've never knitted a monkee :-( I feel deprived :-(

Working Mom Knits said...

Hmmm...sound promising...
Of course, M4U would need to be re-stocked so we mere mortals might have a chance to attend...what say you MM?

Tracy said...

can we not have the meeting here in the Highlands???
we have strange looking cakes.....
Tracy x

Patti said...

Madwomen, monkees and muffins - imagine the mayhem!

Cindy Breninger said...

I actually just found your page and saw the monkey page for the first time tonight also - love them both! :) I will be back!
Cindy
www.adayinthelifeofcindy.blogspot.com

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