Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Saturday, 14 June 2008

D'y'know? I think it is my natural state!

I stole this from 'Knitting in Red Shoes' and get me - I'm superior!!!!


67

As a 1930s wife, I am
Superior

Take the test!

Like I said - my natural state I think ;-)

12 comments:

Kitty said...

"Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress"

Do I tick it if I would if I could? ;-)

And I'm only 'average' apparently (I missed superior by 3 points!): this'll be because I don't wear either pyjamas OR a nightdress, am given to slang and profanity, and talk for too long on the telephone.

:-D x

Lesley said...

Hah!! Superior? Really?

I was HONEST and got a 'poor'!!! Could be the not writing regularly to the in-laws and not liking children and unfortunates that did it!!

xxx

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Aha! Now I was honest too and I got 56 - Average! So I beat MM but am not as superior as you Trashy! I bow to your wifely superiority!

Locket xx

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Just gone back to check what counted as "superior" and see that Kitty and I got the same score!

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Just done Mr Locket as well and as I expected he has come out as very superior with a whopping score of 126 - I knew I had a keeper!!!

Karen said...

70 ...apparently I too as 'superior'. Probably because I couldn't tick many of the questions, such as the one that asked if you 'stocking seams were crooked'. Don't wear the blurry things, but if I did, they would be crooked!!

BTW, I am also a transplanted Antipodean, but of the NZ variety :-)

Turtle said...

Cracking up at the donkeys! seriously. I am glad the yarn came in handy, i have been knitting up some market bags as well. did you come up with your own pattern? would love to see a pic! enjoy

dottycookie said...

I am only average, presumably because I cook breakfast in my pyjamas and I have been known to drink and swear. But I think there should be extra points for honesty! Off to rate the hubby now (who is asleep upstairs - obviously I lost points for that as well ;-)

Rph Mommy said...

Um, miserable failure. -3.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

I had to steal this for my blog, gave you some linky goodness. Love it.

Julie said...

Wow you are awesome, I was "poor" but that's ok :O)

LaQuintamomof3 said...

Her via SITS- you have a fun blog.
Took the test I guess I am superior? 64. Funny questions.
I love the donkeys- can't wait to see pics of them all done.

Mary Mary said...

You are the first superior I've found :) Maybe someday I can work up to not cooking breakfast in my pjs :)