In the comments of the previous post Jan pointed out that Evil Genius Pattern Monkey is in fact a doppelganger
What? You don't recognise him?
He was an international staesman for over (nearly?) 14 years.
Hmmmm....... still no bells?
Errrr..... he got the post through staying power and determination (makes Gordon Brown look like a beginner).
Really? You still can't put a name to the face? Surely some of you voted for him at each of the 712 elections he stood in.
Well, okay. To lessen the dramatic tension for all those hyped-up, non-Australians reading I'll tell you.
He is Little Johnny Arthur, former nemesis of Bob Hawke and Paul Keating. Most recently unelected Australian Prime Minister. And twin to the Evil Genius Pattern Monkey.
Also Jan is a brand new blogger so go spread the bloggy love.