Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Monday, 1 December 2008

The Toy Society

Last week we spent a lot of time at home, off school, feeling quite pathetic and sad for ourselves.

In fact last Monday Princess Curly-Wurly slept until 10'o'clock! This from the girl who is always awake by 7 a.m. While she enjoyed her princess slumber Destructo-Boy and I made valuable use of our time - we blog-surfed :-)

He was very taken with the idea of The Toy Society and was a little perturbed that he couldn't go find one of the drops and take home a new friend. His face brightened a little when I suggested that we might actually get involved. So in his usual fashion he disappeared and began beavering away on 'plans'.





Can you tell what it is yet?



Of course. It's a monkey! A monkey with BIG googly eyes. And a white patch over its eye and one on its tummy. Let me just state (in case anyone else might make the same mistake as the office junior) NOT as its tummy, ON its tummy!



After a 'meeting' (seriously, my kids have meetings, complete with minutes and agendas and actions!) to discuss what form exactly the monkey would take we ended up with a polished first draft of the pattern.





Destructo-Boy was quick to point out that our draft pattern was looking a little evil. So we swiftly used the pattern then buried it in a garlic bedecked coffin, lined with lead and closed with silver bullets.


My senior ideas man sat beside me as I attached the white patches. It was touch and go for a few seconds whether they were in the correct spot but after further review it was agreed that they were in fact perfect. Phew!


This then is the prototype we made. And can I just say I am in love with the white patches. And the face.


I keep trying to imagine being happy making that raggedy-stylee of sewing public, even just a few years ago. That Poppy Treffry has a lot to answer for!!!




Oh no! What is that?!?!

Aaak! Rising from the depths it's, it's..........


The evil pattern monkey and his twisted shadow accomplice!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

19 comments:

Stomper Girl said...

Oh, how much do I LOVE your evil monkey template. And that your children have meetings with agendas and minutes. Laugh laugh laugh.

Jodie said...

Now that would be a meeting I would probably enjoy!

The Toy Society said...

Perhaps the Monkey could chair the next meeting? Love the patches too.

Marie said...

Arrrrrhhh!! Scary evil monkey template *hides behind the pooter chair*

I've just bobbed over to The Toy Society for a look. What a cool idea. Makes me love crafty bloggers even more than I did already.

xMx

Katy said...

argh, evil monkey is attacking me...HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!

Love the monkey - and now I'm off to have a nose at the toy society....

Gina said...

Am I just weird or does anyone else rather like evil pattern monkey? (Your monkey is fabulous!)

Daisie said...

I'm rather liking the little monkey, perhaps he is just misunderstood and not evil afterall?
xxx

Rhiannon said...

Love it! If only i could even begin to think of how to make one, let alone get round to the sewing stage of an evil monkey accomplice....

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Brilliant collaboration there Trashy! Locket xxx

Kitty said...

Sometimes, when they are school being poorly, such fabtastic things happen, don't they? Your monkey is one such thing - brilliant! Please pass on my compliments to the designer. x

Monkee Maker said...

What a brilliant idea, and excellently made .... so which monkey will you be 'dropping' somewhere on the hill? The cute brown one or his evil alter ego??

;)

wonderwoman said...

what an imagination he has - and i love your style of sewing!
i feel like singing the song 'me and my shadow' now!

x

nathalie said...

this is too freaking cute!!! and girllll 10am??? i wish someone around here would sleep past 7am!

Jan said...

That face looks just like John Howard, our (Australian) former Prime Minister!

Jo in Tas said...

I think there's plenty of kids out there who'd love a little evil monkey to blame things on! Me thinks you should drop them both!!
Thanks for sharing the link to The Toy Society, it such a wonderful idea!

CurlyPops said...

Hey do you think you could drop the evil monkey somewhere near my place and give me a heads up beforehand?

Julie said...

I am just loving that evil monkey!

lauren said...

OH
MY
GOSH!!!!!!!!!

missus trash...have i ever mentioned that you are THE BEST MOM EVER??????????????! seriously. in fact, i think i'd like to be adopted by ya if that's ok...i'll just pop that paperwork in the post...

(not to worry, i won't be seeking financial support, just to hang out in yer creative house and make projects together n' stuff!) ♥♥♥♥♥

Moogsmum said...

You are so cool Trashy. A great way to spend a sicky day off school :-)

Evil monkey is gorgeous and I love the stitched version.

The Toy Society is fab - I need to go there right now and read a bit more....once I've finished with the ten thousand posts you've done since last I was here :-)

xxx