My mother rang about an hour ago.
This alone is reason for pause. It is late 'o'clock there an hour ago.
Then she spoke.
"I am at your 'Golden' brother's house."
(not to be confused with my 'Gold s-i-l'. These two are not married. 'Golden' brother is married to 'Silver s-i-l' and 'Gold s-i-l 'is married to 'Killer Attack' brother. I think I like him best.)
"Well.. (giggle, giggle).."
"Well.. (giggle, giggle).. it is all your silver s-i-l's fault."
"She pressed the button. (giggle, giggle..) and she booked me a flight to the UK."
"We land in a month."
"On CK's birthday."
"We will be there for a month."
I think someone better pinch me so I can wake from this dream.