First of all we have BikerDonkey and NurseDonkey.
These were not deliberately placed together to bring back memories for Missus Moog, honest. And for all non-UK dwellers and any who are aged under 10 let me state that Yes, UK nurses really did used to dress like that in the last millenium!
Then following on from that we have that fabulous combination of ZZTop and The Harlem Globetrotters. Not many people in London know this (nod to Michael Caine) but the only member of ZZTop not to sport a HUGE beard or any kind of beard is in fact called Frank Beard!
And as our final support acts takes the stage let me ask you to put your hands together for those two stalwarts of Sunday teatime telly
(I think I love PhilDonkey.)
Finally now ladies and gentlemen would you put your hands together and give a fabulous Hawaii welcome to the one, the only