Tuesday, 6 October 2009

Day Six - Sits. vacant.

Due to this organisation's internal restructuring an exciting position has opened up with scope for a skilled and enthusiastic individual.

Recent expansion of the firm has meant rapid increase in the workforce and we are looking for a team member to fill the position of 'My assistant'. The successful applicant will have focus and foresight.
We encourage drive and commitment within this organisation and independent working is rewarded according to a sliding scale.
Do you think this sounds like you? Do you have the determination to succeed, overcoming all obstacles (including closed doors and high tables)?
All applications to the senior management.

11 comments:

  1. Uh oh ... this does not look good for your assistant!!!
    Hugs,
    Joy :o)

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  2. Gasp! Hope the specs aren't the kind that cost a zillion dollars...I am always shocked at how much my glasses cost, which is why I haven't gotten new ones in 3 years.

    (Good thing that tyke is cute!)

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  3. Gulp. I assume your previous assistant is in the doghouse?

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  4. Mmm - I do love crunch. Other than that I don't think I have the energy for the position. Sorry! Cherrie

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  5. Uh-oh. Definitely a sackable offence.

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  6. OH NO!!!!! But she's sooooo cute!!!! The cute ones are always trouble.

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  7. Oppps. If the assistant is ready to move on (no doubt helped) there is room at my house...vbg. Your ex-assistant will fit in well with my not so helpful assistants.

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  8. Well....I took you at your word and stood outside with my arms open wide ALL afternoon but no flying puppies were caught.

    Did CK drop kick her in a northerly direction by any chance?

    xxx

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  9. do i have to enjoy eating eyeglasses??! or is that just an optional EXTRA talent...pls advise...

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