Was packing shopping yesterday in Y.O.T. and singing a Christmas carol (No, no. No explanation required yet I'm ok with this bit.) Wasn't singing it very loud but loud enough it made the old man on the checkout look up at me (this in itself is a miracle because checkout staff who look at you??).
"Have you noticed there are no good Easter songs?" I asked him while finding room for the tubey lunchbox yoghurts in my shopping bag.
"I suppose that is because it is a religious occasion." he says before telling me how much I have just spent.
Turning to leave but with an incredulous look on my face I say "What is Christmas?"