Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Friday, 9 July 2010

'... Slack jaw, nothing much to say...'

Princess C-W went to the dentist after school today. We whizzed up the hill in a topless Maria, Radio 2 blaring and one of us cursing spectacularly at granny drivers and pedestrians who got in the way. A neat little 3point turn and we were parked up with five minutes in hand.

Walking in to the surgery I asked whether she wanted me to come in with her or, being as she is going to secondary school in about two months and therefore all grown-up, would she like to go in solo? As the door swung behind us her small voice said 'Come in.'

All booked in with the receptionist I sent Pr.C-W off to brush her teeth and settled back with a newspaper to update myself on current events. Fortunately our dentist's surgery is 'quite nice' (even if he is only 15) and so read The Times editorial about the police handling of the Raoul Moat rather than the hysterical puffery of The Sun. Barely started flicking through when time was upon us and we sallied forth into the Dr. John's room. He and the nurse looked at me slightly oddly but quite frankly what a 15 yo and a grumpy nurse think is of little concern to me and with just a few minutes I was glad she had let me come in.

Bcause let me tell you people I am loving that my girl was sufficiently brave and did not bite Dr. John's thumb when he jammed the socking great big needle into her gum; cannot say I was so restrained once upon a time. (In fact one of us in that room had to be sedated as a child as the dentist doing the drilling got bitten twice and loaded his own thumb with Novocaine three times.) I watched as she lay there with tears rolling down to her ears and trying to keep still, her fingers gripping the sides of the seat tight. I forgave Dr. John his pain-inflicting actions when he reached for a tissue and dried my girl's tears.

8 comments:

quinn said...

Brave girl!

nonblogger said...

What a brave brave girl. How hard was that to watch, much less go through??!!

Thimbleanna said...

Oooh, isn't it awful to watch your child in pain? We have a very cool dentist who gives painles novo shots. I asked him once what his secret is (having had many painful shots in the past) and he said it's all in how long they take to give the shot. He takes forever. If they just go s-l-o-w it hurts SO much less!

jennyflower said...

Awww, hope the pain passed quickly for you both. xxx

Jo in TAS said...

Poor girl, lovely that she wanted you still go with her too!

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Poor brave girl!

Suse said...

Ooh this post made me sad. And a bit nervous too as I'm taking my youngest to the dentist in a couple of hours!

Miss Jenn said...

Aiy, yai, yai! Congrats to both you brave lasses for getting through this. Little J's first ever dentist appointment is today at tooth-hurty in the afternoon. That's me, punning over appointment times. Wish us luck!