Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Wednesday, 6 October 2010

dear Mrs Lurch, you and I may be headed for a smackdown.

The topic was 'Were the Vikings a cruel and barbaric race?'

Princess C-W's essay came back today with a very good mark but also the comment (and I quote)

" If this is all your own work it is excellent. Well done."
So much to my daughter's screaming horror I wrote a note back to Mrs Lurch.
Dear Mrs Lurch,
yes these are Princess Curly-Wurly's words and this is essay is the result of her hard work and research. Given that she (presumably like most of her cohort) had never written an essay before nor been taught how to construct one I naturally walked her through the process; but credit where it is due because this work is most definitely hers.
Sincerely,
Trash
I thought that I was very restrained not mentioning the bit she got wrong about Vikings being a race and all.

16 comments:

wonderwoman said...

Way to go Mrs Trash!!!!!

Gina said...

Why do I feel the said Mrs Lurch may have taken on more than she's bargained for! Good for you!

Moogsmum said...

I'm guessing she's not on your Christmas list then?

xxx

Calidore said...

Did you return the note tied to a brick????

Standing in your corner cheering for you.

Jodie said...

Slap her six ways to Sunday ! Or send back all notes so horrifically misspelt that she thinks you are illiterate, then Curly wurly will get even better marks !! (on account of her poor illiterate mum)

quinn said...

My jaw dropped. Nothing like suggesting that you think a student is cheating, to instill confidence and a willingness to do one's best!
Good response, T.

Keepapi Creative said...

tuh. Some teachers?! how crap. You are hilarious. I love the comment about not having been taught to write an essay. Maybe the vikings-not-a-race could be a postscript note! Or save that one up for parents evening. I suspect you might have a long list by then! btw, I finished my 30's in Jan too. Mahusive party!

Liesl said...

Yep, I'd go her for that. Tell her to get out her chain mail and its Norse axes at dawn.

Thimbleanna said...

Oooh, I can't wait to see the teacher gift at the end of the year!!!

Cass said...

I think Mrs Lurch is lacking some teaching skills. Instead of getting a report card on Miss C-W at the end of the year perhaps you can write one on Mrs Lurch

Copper Patch said...

Oooh snorty fun! One wonders what other pearls of wisdom Mrs Lurch wrote on other essays....?
Ab x

our shabby cottage said...

I'm a firm believer in letting them do it all, but a little guidance is OK. I know a lot of parents, though, that do everything and is not fair on the kids who do put in the effort to do it themselves. Glad you set the record straight with Mrs. Lurch though....

Stomper Girl said...

Awesome slap-down Trash. You da boss.

Mama said...

Dear Ms. Lurch -

As the children would say:
Dude! You been SERVED!

Kindest regards,
WMK

Locket Pocket said...

I think Jodie may have come upon the perfect answer! Locket xx

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I love it!