Let me just state for the record that Carol Vorderman only nearly kind of crashed into me.
We just had to kind of breathe in a bit.
Plus there was a grockle bus in the way.
And we may have been headed in the incorrect direction on a one way lane (but only maybe - there were no signs!).
But if it helps things - Clifton Suspension Bridge sure is a long way up!
(Is this a definition of purple prose?)