First you take a piece of plain old white paper.
Then you practice some transcendental origami on it.
Then using your bestest and most pretty handwriting you write out the names of every lovely real imaginary person who left lovely birthday greetings.
Once they are all folded in to identical bits with even edges and no distinguishing features you put them in the fabulous basket you received said birthday.
Then taking two handy slaves you have them each draw a piece of paper out and show to the camera
If you would just email me via the contact widget up the top I would love to send you a prize I hope you will like.