Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Saturday, 5 April 2008

rudeness spreads by public demand.

It would seem there us a public demand for the afore-mentioned club.

A motion has been put to the executive regards the name but unfortunately the proposed moniker is already in use. Therefore the executive committee suggests we invite Moogsmum's group, A Rude Society, to amalgamate with us and expand.

This coalition of 'people with a tendency towards rudeness' will in future be known as
A Rude Society Extraordinaire.
Feel free to make the 4WA yourself ;-)

6 comments:

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Please accept my application to join your esteemed society!

Lesley said...

Ooh get Locket - how polite is she?

Ok - let's amalgamate and go forth and spread the rudeness -we'd better get busy if we want to have a big A.R.S.E.!!!!!!!!

Ahem.

Are they back yet?

Are you in loads of trouble?

Moogsmum xx

maz said...

Aw, thanks for leaving me such a cheering-up comment. You're not rude at all! Or is it only on your first visit you're not-rude? I look forward to your next one.
Judging by the size of mine, I think i'm more than entitled to join your ARSE... if there's room on the sofa?

Kitty said...

I hereby submit my application to be a fully paid up member of ARSE. I feel I qualify admirably: I was (fairly recently) told that I am 'patronising, aggressive and hurtful'. Nice, eh? :-( Still, if it gets me into the ARSE then that's just fine by me.

x

dottycookie said...

It's rare that I laugh out loud (I'm a miserable wotsit, me) but I just did. Is there room for peoplewho are both rude and grumpy in your club?

Gigibird said...

count me in:)