Having read through the previous comments and discussing things in great detail with myself I have come to the conclusion that the very best thing for the 2012 Olympics would be if A.R.S.E. took over the management of the whole occasion.
I figure we could have a collaborative event between the Sth Eastern and Nth Eastern divisions. They chat so much every day anyway they may as well use their time constructively, and so I am putting them in charge of the Opening ceremony.
Not that I am a stirrer or anything (but as the youngest of a quite few I may have some little practice) so Vicious Chicken, Monkee Maker and The N.B.M. will be given responsibility for the Closing event. I figure a little bit of healthy competition is good for an organisation so we will have an East v. West vibe going on.
With her background, technical knowledge and current educational pathway I shall require Gina Ferrari to be responsible for uniforms, both those of the athletes and also what the medal and banner carrying pretty girlies will wear.
Those holding international membership will be requested to take responsibility for their own country's uniforms and colourways HOWEVER these will have to pass the subjective perusal of the A.R.S.E. High Council (that will be me!!!).
All other members of the Society should be aware that other roles will be assigned as the programme is rolled out.