Day One of my 'solo at home holiday' was taken up with heading into the Big Smoke for an appointment with the Audiologist.
Turns out my hearing is not only normal but quite good.
Bugger! Bugger! Bugger!
Now how am I going to explain not hearing family when they whine and grizzle at me?
Oooopsie! What are you going to say now? Locket xx
ReplyDeleteI'd be keeping very quiet about those results!
ReplyDeleteA little white lie never killed anyone... right?
ReplyDeleteJust tell them you're *allergic* to whining. I am. Brings me out in a rash.
ReplyDeleteJust delete your post so that there is no evidence on the big wide world internet.
ReplyDeleteContinue in bliss using the usual, "I didn't hear you" excuses!
Btw.... it's kinda good in one way that your hearing is okay. Honestly. :)
Sorry ... what was that? Didn't hear you!
ReplyDeletepardon????
ReplyDeleteMmm, so this deafness of yours is psychological then? I have a similar affliction where whineing is concerned.
ReplyDeletexx
i think it is the parents who HEAR/ acknowledge/reward whining & uncivilized behavior who ought to consult audiologists with a view to acquiring your very sensible selective deafness! well done, missus! ♥♥♥
ReplyDelete