Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Saturday, 15 January 2011

So ... this Christmas present ...



After many many years of waiting and thinking and planning it seems that reality is defintely being split asunder. My Christmas present from CK this year was the go ahead to do the kitchen extension that is so desperately required.

And really really wanted.



A lot!

And it seems, despite possibly my experience to the contrary, that man has just two speeds - sofa and GO! Only two weeks into the new year and we have the funding in place, an architect nearly lined up, a more in-depth knowledge of our local planning office than I would have believed possible and a general agreement on what 'we' want from this build. Please bear in mind when you read this that it is nearly 13 years since we moved in and this has been fermenting for me for at least 11 of those. Oh hell! Who am I trying to kid? 13 of those.

So this is our New Year jaunt, our step into the abyss of 'newbies extending the house', my definition of hope and sheer bloody-mindedness. Come watch the renovation car crash here in Trash TV.

Going to need loooooooots of help when the time comes for layout, design, etc, etc.
Feel free to pitch in as you see fit. I am listening to everything.

13 comments:

Thimbleanna said...

Oooh, how very exciting! Think of all the fun you'll have picking out all the new goodies. We need to make cosmetic changes to our kitchen but I just can't get motivated to withstand the chaos that will occur. Good Luck with your new adventure!

CurlyPops said...

Yah! I loooooove a good reno. I hope we get to see the step by step photos?

Michelle said...

Oooh - it's too exciting!

dottycookie said...

So, have you called Kevin Whatsisface from Grand Designs yet? Because, really, this is the best chance you'll get to lure him into your home. Or is that just me?

Calidore said...

Wow. Ok so now you have your man organised for a new kitchen - want to start on mine...the man that is...vbg. I already know what I want in my kitchen.

Ohh if it was me - work on drawers. Lots and lots of drawers.Big drawers that hold heaps. Easier to access as you get - ahem - older and you can see what you have in them at a glance. Much easier than cupboards. Just my five cents worth. Doing the happy dance for you.

Annie xx TheFeltFairy said...

Oh how very exciting! You will have loads of fun planning!!

Moogsmum said...

Squeeeeeeeee!!!!! I totally feel your excitement! I've lived with out teeny shabby kitchen for nearly ten years and we've been 'planning' an extension for at least eight of those.....it's always going to happen 'next year'.

I'm sooooo going to live vicariously through your new extension!

xxx

wonderwoman said...

do you think you can get your hubby to talk to mine so i can have a christmas present like this?!!!

Dionne said...

How exciting! I am deeply in need of a new kitchen myself. Alas, I'll have to live vicariously through you!
Cheers,
Dionne
PS - looking for my ATWQS quilt, is it with you?

Stine said...

How exciting!!

Just remember - bathrooms and kitchens always take twice as long as the original estimate!!!!!

silverpebble said...

DC can keep Kevin out of Grand Designs. I think you need an observatory built in to the plans. Then you can get Dr Brian Cox round your gaff. Could you perhaps invite me for a cup of tea whilst he's there, please? I need to do some important research.

lauren bergold said...

HA! *all* men have those two speeds...tho some also come with sofa-L (actually ASLEEP) and "overdrive" which is GO at speeds even a hyperactive squirrel finds exhausting. but in this case, with the chance of a NEW KITCHEN...wahey...overdrive is GOOD!!! ♥♥♥

Sharrieboberry said...

Very exciting! When we remodeled our kitchen, it was very hard on our marriage! Hubby was very frustrated with the slowness of it all. Patience, patience, patience. And keep your eye on the goal. Best wishes!