Mix it all together with one of my lovely wooden spoons (does anyone else have a favourite wooden spoon? CK and my sister Giovanna think I am crazy!) This is actually my second fave but it is a very posh one from Williams-Sonoma.
Then add the bits that stop it all floating away.
(just in case Monkee Maker some may be confused - this is the bit you throw away.)
Once it is all hot and wetty stir this in to all the other ingredients.
Because you only have to stir for 23.8 seconds this is an opportune time to have a small break and enjoy every baker's restorative necessity!
Take a second or two to re-shape one of the secret ingredients
to look like this .....
Stir the other secret ingredient through in a gentle yet slightly haphazard kind of way.
Et voila.
Spoon it out like this.
After 15 minutes in a medium oven you should see something similar to ici.
And after half an hour you will have these delectable items .......
....... which (if sufficient pleading is exhibited) you may share with those you love. 
Or not.
were you having a bad time with blogger last night too, by any chance?
ReplyDeleteDang thing near drove me insane!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesley xxx
Now you're just showing off! MM is going to be so jealous! Seriously, I couldn't put all that white chocolate in baking - I'd have to just eat it. x
ReplyDeletePS Word verification = kztbog. :-D
I thought I'd pop back and wow - you kicked Blogger's butt with a very tasty post!! Cannot wait to see what MM makes of this one. If I were you, I'd get the kettle on - she'll be round any minute :)
ReplyDelete(as will I!)
Lesley xx
gerkins for a snack?
ReplyDeleteIs you normal??
Mmmmmm. Beautiful muffins lady.
ReplyDeleteI now need to wipe my keyboard of drool.
PS - I disagree with gigibird. Gherkins - luvverly.
*scrabbling through 300 hundred bits of paper* I'M SURE I'VE GOT YOUR ADDRESS HERE SOMEWHERE ..... CAR KEYS ARE IN MY HAND ..... OK, SO I'M STILL IN MY MRS BLOBBY DRESSING GOWN, BUT HELL, YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU???
ReplyDelete.... Hope I'm not too late to join the muffin party .....
But hang on though .... I'm with Gigibird .... if you contaminate your mouth with GHERKINS before the main event ..... maybe I'll take a rain-check ....
:)
ps. Thanks for the tip about the egg shell - so that was that strange crunching .....
pps. I'll pop some washing tips in the post to you for the bag.
Muffins yummy - gherkins bleuch!
ReplyDeleteI too have a favourite wooden spoon, the handle is just the right lenght and it had a pointy bit on one side of the bowl which makes for super stiring.....odd me...no!?
I am SO not sending you a handmade/homebaked PIF! (I hadn't actually PLANNED to send baked goods but now I am REALLY not going to do it.)
ReplyDeleteps: I got smart a year or two ago and bough several of my fav wooden spoon!
Dear Mrs Trashcan
ReplyDeleteDo you have room on your mantelpiece for a 'You Make My Day Award' for making me giggle and being real and not afraid to admit it!!! Pop over to my blog and see what it's all about :)
Lesley xx