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Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.

... am just home from mid-eveing celebratory drink with friends. Celebration because they took part in the lOndon Moonwlk this year and , as it turns out celebration for me becaus oit is the first time in nealry 20 years since I drank tequila. And quite a few cocktails I ordered. And then some that I didn't but tht thew owner of the establishment got his 'parfait' bartender to create and have us sample. TG I don't drink wine as my compatriot got roped into test ing roses, whiotes AND reds.

Then I walked back to my house with said compatriot to collect black hounds so that could walke her home to other side of not so big-hilltop town in in safety. Lucky I did b/c as we crossedin front of fire station sirens and blue lights started whirling and flaring and said compatriot nearly fell into middle of major A road.

Have now drunkl several glasses of water and am going to seal children into theoir rooms so that no-one can rise before 1100hours tonoporrow. Bugger about school starting at 0900.

Not quite as bad as typing makes me seem but just thought I would leave post unexpurgated. Honest!

plus Moriarty will no longer be at school EVER from next year. YAY!!!

12 comments:

Thimbleanna said...: Hey - you managed to log on -- that's worth bonus points LOL!; 21 July 2010 1:34 am
Joy said...: LOL ... Oh I really hope you don't suffer any ill effects from your night on the town. Thanks for the laugh ;o).
Hugs,
Joy :o); 21 July 2010 5:23 am
Gillian aka Silly Gilly said...: You are funny.
Seriously.

Hope your head feels ok. And that it didn't explode sometime around 3am...; 21 July 2010 6:24 am
Lucy Locket-Pocket said...: What a fabulously drunkeldy post! I have entertained Moogs in the past with seriously wonky emails! Glad you had a good time! Locket xx; 21 July 2010 8:11 am
Gina said...: Sounds like a good evening. Our book club met last night and my head feels a litle tender this morning. We drink wine... and don't read books!; 21 July 2010 8:21 am
marit said...: LOL!; 21 July 2010 9:24 am
wonderwoman said...: look forward to seeing how hungover you are tomorrow morning!!!!

xxx; 21 July 2010 10:32 pm
Nonblogger said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 22 July 2010 12:15 am
Mrs. G. said...: I think that lost shot of tequila affected your spelling silly girl! Glad you had fun.; 22 July 2010 9:03 pm
士凱士凱 said...: 感謝分享功德無量............................................................; 23 July 2010 7:54 am
Moogsmum said...: I agree with the previous poster. I imagine they were at the celebrations with you, as they make about as much sense ;o)

Thank you so much for the best giggle I've had in ages!!

Note to self: don't blog under the influence.

xx; 23 July 2010 9:43 am
Miss Jenn said...: I feel a little tipsy from having read this. Nice work! Fun was had!; 23 July 2010 9:56 pm

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