Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Why do I like hanging out with little kids?

Because they don't roll their eyes at my fabulously funny, homemade jokes.

Ready?



Sure?



OK. Here goes........



What do you call red and white string when it coughs?

Twine flu!!!!!!!!!!


A bottle of fermented grape juice when it coughs?

Wine flu!!!!!!!!!


How about -

Your back is sore and achey and starts to cough?

Spine flu!!!!!!!!


I got more, stay with me.


You know Alf from 'Home and Away'. Strewth! Poor Alf is sick, all his joints are sore and he has a high temperature. Strike* me! Poor old Alf has ......

...... Strine flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Once she stopped rolling her soooooooooo grown-up 10 y.o. girl eyes there was even an offering from Princess C-W.


If your tree has a BARKing cough?


Obviously it is suffering from Pine flu!!!!!!!!!














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16 comments:

  1. wonderwoman29 April 2009 at 19:50

    been hitting the bottle have we?!!

    xx

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  2. Locket Pocket29 April 2009 at 19:51

    I still reckon that your observation that I must have "Tyne flu" is the best!

    You are mad you know.

    Locket xxx

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  3. Gina29 April 2009 at 20:40

    Sorry... I'm rolling my eyes while I laugh. Totally mad!

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  4. Unknown29 April 2009 at 21:39

    lunatic. Poor kids......

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  5. Mary29 April 2009 at 21:56

    You might be mad but I will be sharing these with the kids!

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  6. Leanne29 April 2009 at 22:44

    Ha Ha - keep it up at least it is taking pressure off the poor old swines.

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  7. Kerryanne @ Shabby Art Boutique30 April 2009 at 02:38

    Well...I laughed!!
    That's probably pretty scary really.
    Hugs ~ Kerryanne

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  8. Stomper Girl30 April 2009 at 04:22

    You've got Pun Flu, that's what.

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  9. Michelle30 April 2009 at 05:03

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

    Woman, you've totally made my day!

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  10. Cass30 April 2009 at 10:11

    Eye rolling but laughing here. I'm about to try them out on my 6 year old

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  11. Purple Paisley Patch30 April 2009 at 10:16

    rolled my eyes until I got to strine flu, then totally laughed out loud, am watching home and away at the moment :-)

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  12. Mama30 April 2009 at 12:46

    Is THIS a TALENTED family or WHAT?!

    God save the queen.

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  13. Sew Create It - Jane30 April 2009 at 17:28

    LOL - Your talent continues to impress! Thanks for the giggle

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  14. silverpebble30 April 2009 at 19:41

    Oh sweet mercy. One was enough but five?? I need a lie down.

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  15. Unknown30 April 2009 at 21:19

    Very chuckle worthy m'dear ! x

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  16. Mrs Moog1 May 2009 at 18:30

    I have to say Princess CW is a real chip off the old block! Good work girls - keep 'em coming :-)

    xxx

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