Wednesday 29 April 2009

Why do I like hanging out with little kids?

Because they don't roll their eyes at my fabulously funny, homemade jokes.

Ready?



Sure?



OK. Here goes........



What do you call red and white string when it coughs?

Twine flu!!!!!!!!!!


A bottle of fermented grape juice when it coughs?

Wine flu!!!!!!!!!


How about -

Your back is sore and achey and starts to cough?

Spine flu!!!!!!!!


I got more, stay with me.


You know Alf from 'Home and Away'. Strewth! Poor Alf is sick, all his joints are sore and he has a high temperature. Strike* me! Poor old Alf has ......

...... Strine flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Once she stopped rolling her soooooooooo grown-up 10 y.o. girl eyes there was even an offering from Princess C-W.


If your tree has a BARKing cough?


Obviously it is suffering from Pine flu!!!!!!!!!














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16 comments:

  1. been hitting the bottle have we?!!

    xx

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  2. I still reckon that your observation that I must have "Tyne flu" is the best!

    You are mad you know.

    Locket xxx

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  3. Sorry... I'm rolling my eyes while I laugh. Totally mad!

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  4. You might be mad but I will be sharing these with the kids!

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  5. Ha Ha - keep it up at least it is taking pressure off the poor old swines.

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  6. Well...I laughed!!
    That's probably pretty scary really.
    Hugs ~ Kerryanne

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  7. You've got Pun Flu, that's what.

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  8. Ha ha ha ha ha!

    Woman, you've totally made my day!

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  9. Eye rolling but laughing here. I'm about to try them out on my 6 year old

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  10. rolled my eyes until I got to strine flu, then totally laughed out loud, am watching home and away at the moment :-)

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  11. Is THIS a TALENTED family or WHAT?!

    God save the queen.

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  12. LOL - Your talent continues to impress! Thanks for the giggle

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  13. Oh sweet mercy. One was enough but five?? I need a lie down.

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  14. Very chuckle worthy m'dear ! x

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  15. I have to say Princess CW is a real chip off the old block! Good work girls - keep 'em coming :-)

    xxx

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